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Anubis Rising EP

by Tiger Moon

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1.
Vice is Right My name is Zig-Zag-Zig I’m yo zig zag zigga, Can I get a cigga? It helps maintain my figga! What’s up Doc? What’s up? What’s the problem? I eat a lot of carrots and I always use a condom. Lemme smoke like a dope, Like a joke, like a sailor. If I start coughing, pass me the inhaler! Meow! Meow! It’s the Meow-Lin style! We be creating dialects like Esparanto, enjoying sweet cocktails like tha Toronto Pass me some o’dat bourbon to sip So I can get frisky like a kitten on nip. Meowziltov, Meow-Lin! Aw yeah, the vice is right We gonna fly tonight Aw yeah, we getting looney tunes Take ya straight to da moon With that luna swoon Who dat cat, who dat cat that spits phat raps? It’s Zig Zag Zigital, Fierce with a sword and Mega Metaphysical Saturn in da club sipping on that bubbly Trying to rub up on me Like Ima rubber ducky I’m like hey, Mr. Lover You gotta be crazy Are you smokin doze again Or just a lil hazy? Aw yeah, the vice is right We gonna fly tonight Aw yeeah, we getting looney tunes Take ya straight to da moon With that luna swoon He said gurl, I’m feelin’ high Like teen wolf playing b-ball I wanna get to know ya And hang out wich’ya people I had some courvesier And yeah, you make me crazy But I can tell by your moves You’re a Foxy Lady Michael J. Foxy Lady AKA Teena Wolf Aight aight, the vice is right. It’s that kinda night, And we feel real tight Damn that whiskey rye Went down like oh my my!! Meow pow pow, We just s-killed it! Kil-gored em to neva see again! Reborn on moon with elegance and fury, Axe and sword rise with dark glory Now we so high, high up to the sky Dunno where my keys are, who is this guy? Won’t stop to think Just gimme a drink Someone grab a mop to clean up all the slop Dionysus and his crew getting over the top Where’s my hotel or the ospedale? Throwing up spaghetti like Batali Got a pocket full of glitter and a credit card My mini skirt on so yr dick is hard Wanna dance with the devil in the pale moon light snort cocaine with Bruce Wayne Yeah, the vice is so tight Shit is getting sick in here like gaudy floral curtains my lungs are collasping and my body’s hurtin’ Ouch! I’m dying... versace versace versace versace versace
2.
Moon Tang 03:25
Moon Tang Like a yin yang, the moon tang’s a little naughty but it’s surrounded by the goodness of a feminine body It’s 1996, Year of Tiger Moon again Bringin’ luna swoon to men Curves like a cresent Think we’d be heaven sent, Up till twilight, lookin out for tiger light, Can’t get no sleep Cause you dream about me I’ll sneak into your sheets And bite ya like a vamp from Buffy We're moontangin' and bangin' I like my bangs looong Like Joey Ramone I got some dope songs Moonrockin' and poppin' Fresh of the boat We be wrestlin’ with gators and a man that’s half-goat Moondancin’ romancing We retts to set off We be flyer than hell so you can wack off Bang Bang Bang We doin our thang Get yourself ready for tha Moon Tang Meow Meow Meow Feel the power Tiger Moon rising in the midnight hour Wait til ya see what happens in bed Imagine fields of poppies All turn from blue to red You’re like, “I Surrender Dorothy!” but I’m not even done That’s when you’ll find the Moon Tang is the meaning of Fun The first taste of the Moon Tang, you’ll be speechless, veklempt like the dummy Michael dated on Arrested Development La La La La La, your tongue rolls to the floor You’ll be begging like rover send over some more But I’m too hot to handle And too cold to hold I got erry Ghostbuster tryin’ to buy me gold Our ship is magical, mystical, spitting elegant lyricals Strut like tiger style from up a thousand miles Rub me right and I’ll purr for ya twice Then sparkle your desire cause my touch so fire, Bang Bang Bang We doin our thang Get yourself ready for tha Moon Tang Meow Meow Meow Feel the power Tiger Moon rising in the midnight hour Get with that Moon Tang (It's never disappointing) Get with that Moon Tang (Like a sweet wet orchid)
3.
Pluto Man 03:37
PLUTO Man All I need right now is a Pluto man with some tiger style Like zee wu tang clan He got a sword like a souljah! I invite him ovah Fly me to the moon Then we spoon Looney Tunes! Got dat jazz like Taz Got me wild like zee devil Seeing tweety birds spinnin trying to get myself level He's gotta come correct with the interplanetary I don’t got no time for no Tom, Dick or Harry. Fuck the obedience I learned in the circus I'm like a caged Tigre that's goin berserkers I’m tired of these clowns and their watered-down flowers Re-born on the Moon and I got special powers Zig-zapp ya, Entrap ya like a lobster in maine You’ll be wondering what’s making you so insane Like the Scarecrow, wondering if you only had a brain A man who can handle that gat and wine and dine me And knows how I love it on the rocks with the lime Then we get busy, real hot and dizzy Enter the Cave of Forgotten Dreams Paws without claws In a car full of a steam Cat doesn’t call me, until I whistle Gotta be a gangsta For Moonshine Danger I need a P-L-U-T-O Man P-L-U-T-O Man Where he at? Where he at? There he is! Anubis I knew this You a mothafuckin mirage A joke like that show Tosh point 0 my gosh I ain’t that smitten, Leggo that eggo I ain’t your kitten Oh you think you got that Kubla Khan kinda dong? You ain’t that strong Oh, Captain Captivating Better off masterbatin’ And sailing on… You a playa, right? We gonna melt ya twice Like syrup or magma you got mama trauma? Whip ya, Whip ya Like Miracle dip ya He’s so sugary sweet, but we bring the icy heat Like Tiger Balm Keepin calm, Always land on our feet Flows so smooth like shoalin moves Tryin' to get the right fella in our orbit When a douche calls, we ignore it CLICK! I need a P-L-U-T-O Man Take care fool, we’ gonna make you drool like Pavlov’s Dawg “Ding Dong. You’re Dead!” Boys be trying to get us on dat Sweet & Low But we like oh hell no Is you Steve or Stevia Or I am gonna Leave Ya? Agave nectar you think you gotta sceptor You ain’t no king Got no galactic bling Trying to reel me in with that crystal blue persuasion But youz a small-minded playa I heard you only fuck asians We got bettah things to do than suck on lolli-pops We be tigers on the moon making hip hop. There is no Equal! Throw your hands up people!
4.
Satisfaction on the Sword We travel Eons and Eons to rattle you Pee-ons out from your slumber Betta call a plumber Cause we busting out pipes Time is ripe, like a plum Better pick the best dumpling out from the dim sum Dudes were losing their heads Like in cephalophory Saturn’s rings cut their necks Shit was bloody and gory By Saturday morning, the flies were too much But there was No Exit and the kids had lost touch Can’t get none of that Satisfaction Until you can smile at dying on the sword Reborn from below flesh is dead but soul got glow from Socrates to Sophocles, We the light and dark, a cat of many hearts, Feather's the weight-less is the state. Say "kai me ton kuna" then send ya to the moona Luna-see, itsa philosophy Like Tyger Tyger By Billy Blake Fire in our eyes, make no mistake Can’t get none of that Satisfaction Until you can smile at dying on the sword We got lotions and potions like sephora at lenox picking out lipsticks which one is the reddest? I walked into Macy’s, saw an Egyptian sign behind Anubis, weighing all the hearts of people in line Victoria’s Secret is that she never gets laid While motherfuckas in Vegas wear pajamas in plaid watching blondes take their wigs off and disappear in a poof Under the black water of the fountain of youth We died 1000 times, covered all your swords with blood Been through hurricanes, rapes, killer bee swarms, and floods Don’t tell me to keep calm, carry on, I’ll rip your face/off and feed it to my tigers Nick Cage and John Travolta. Buried like the body of Antigone’s brother, Met the underworld, a realm of the other Let it all go to make our amends Died to rise and i'd do it all again From lunar dust and spirit Reflect eternal Tiger Moon Rising Gate gate Paragate Parasamgate Bodhi Svaha

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Debut EP from Tiger Moon

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released October 12, 2013

Lyrics/Vocals: Zopi Kristjanson a.k.a. ZigZagZig and Chanel Kim a.k.a. Meow-Lin
Featuring: Ruby Velle
Beats: Chris Devoe
Mix/Master: Mason Brown

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Tiger Moon Atlanta, Georgia

Reborn on the moon in 1996, samurai kittens ZigZagZig and Meow-Lin spit rhymes about their metaphorical journey through the underworld. They get krunk with Dionysus, cast "Moon Tang" magic on the fellas, battle with Egyptian God Anubis, and eventually reach a state of enlightenment. Welcome to Tiger Moon's Luna-verse. ... more

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